rawesomesauce:

whatisthisplaceidonteven:

justdecadentcollectiondestiny:

assssziraphale:

eternalgirlscout:

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

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me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

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me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

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Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

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I didn’t put together that these were dr who references not just reaction images and thought you guys were super easily impressed by mundane things which same

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synder-sync:

bellasturtleneck:

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

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how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

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grayskyluna:

kichengunnet:

showerthoughtsofficial:

“The camera adds 10 pounds” is a phrase of the past. Now people look better in their pictures than they do in person

When people say that the camera adds ten pounds it’s because cameras used in filmmaking/TV production have a wider focal length and therefore subjects look wider or bigger. Whereas cellphone cameras have a short focal length that makes subjects appear thinner or smaller.

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Originally posted by bluecaptions

Nowadays, with DSLR’s and a variety of lenses, we are able to depict a wide range of focal lengths by using one kind of camera.

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So that is why most people on social media may seem to look thinner than they do in person (especially in selfies because the front facing camera on phones especially have short focal lengths).

And that is also how the phrase “the camera adds ten pounds” came about.

this is actually so interesting I had no idea

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woulddieforperrytheplatypus:

joemerl:

woulddieforperrytheplatypus:

OWCA deadass said “yo Heinz we’re sending a platypus to kick your ass. his name is Perry xoxo”

necroticcoffee:

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Found important lore on tiktok of all places

I always assumed that it happened like this:

Perry: (crashes through window)

Doofenshmirz: A platypus?!

Perry: (puts on hat)

Doofenshmirz: A—platypus wearing a fedora?!

(Perry hands Doofenshmirtz a business card. Doofenshmirtz puts on his reading glasses.)

Doofenshmirz: (gasps) PERRY the Platypus!

I hate how in-character this is

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izhunny:

wedge-hitch:

wearebabygroot:

esper-aroon:

systlin:

annechen-melo:

quousque:

thevideowall:

kayabebe:

aawb:

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

Many of the notes here are saying “But women used to have kids earlier”

Okay. So, assume every woman had her daughter at 20 instead. 

That’s five mothers in a century. 

Fifty mothers in a thousand years. 

One hundred mothers in two thousand years. 

That is five hundred and seventy five mothers since the dawn of agriculture. 

Less than six hundred women, between you and the dawn of civilization. 

You are never so far from your ancestors as you think. 

Okay but “x mothers ago” is the best damn dating system, and I’m gonna use it SOMEWHERE.

I was not PREPARED

“You are never so far from your ancestors as you think”

Finally. A reasonable metric.

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